Torn rotator cuffs, cunts, and hemorrhoids.

The election is now behind us, and no surprises at all. The American people dutifully went to the polls and voted in a new set of liars and scumbags to smash their freedoms to pieces. To anyone who voted major party, I hope you are happy. Just remember, nothing will change. We must stop voting for these two destructive parties.

Speaking of being destructive, I will show you to the letter in the Star Tribune I was referring to when Lee mentioned my now famous "cunt rant". I hope this woman dies:

Earning their fame ...

What makes Peter Hutchinson any less hypocritical than the politicians he thinks he is so different from? If he really cared about the issues that will make this a better state for Minnesotans, he would have thrown his support to Mike Hatch.

As for all those who voted for him, you too are sadly self-centered in your approach to the world. I am sorry for the personal, psychological neediness that always seems to manifest with spoiler candidates. Spoiler candidates impact the course of history -- sometimes as dramatically as the 2000 presidential election. Is this the goal in the end -- to leave your mark no matter how many people you drag down with you?

ELLEN WILCOCK, MINNEAPOLIS

After reading this woman's letter I made a lewd comment involving her cunt and a lobster. You figure out the rest.

Moving away from politics, I returned home Friday a day early from my hunting trip due to a torn rotator cuff epidemic. My uncle had to go back home early due to shoulder pain which was later diagnosed as a torn rotator cuff. Then on Friday afternoon my brother's shoulder hurt so bad he also had to depart. The thought was that he also had a torn rotator cuff, but it was later diagnosed as a herniated disc in the neck. It's like a new disease- man my shoulder hurts.

Drank with Dan, Lee, and Rex on Friday night. Towards the end of the night when it was just Dan left, we starting talking about hemorrhoids. I believe the conversation started when I was complaining about the steady diet of red meat I had been consuming while up north hunting and how the Metamucil should be on tap. I don't remember how it happened, but somehow Jesus was linked to having hemorrhoids due to Pontius Pilate.

Everyone should see the Family Guy clip about Hummers. Go Rumsfeld!

Check out this gym that has banned grunting. Funny. Oh well, I never go to the gym anyway.

Another 3 day work week to look forward too. Thank you Thanksgiving! Will you be at our Thanksgiving weekend poker night? You should be.

You gonna eat that bear claw?

-Luke